Cost: $8 (as of December 2014)
Location: LBJ Presidential Library, 2313 Red River St, Austin, TX
The LBJ Library is actually incredibly interesting and informative, but its hidden gem is the animatronic Robot Lyndon B Johnson. The robot stands behind a podium, moving his hands up and down while the eyes scan the audience – keeping notes on who to eliminate once the robo-pocalypse comes – and tells these barely audible jokes that are decently funny. It’s got about 4 or 5 jokes in its recording, but enough to leave you amused and kind of creeped out.